Beer, Wine and Chip Remain
By Chip Ex Libras
This country has long been a nation of chance takers, gamblers and men of vision. Our forefathers introduced, to an uncaring world, the radical ideas of democracy, indoor plumbing, and Britney Spears. The board of the PCGC has been equally visionary, when four years ago, they approved of the Chip Experiment.
Fads may come and go, but beer, wine and Chip remain. This slogan, soon to be etched above the entrance to the grill, is the epitome of the Chip experience. Armed with the board's mandate of "fill the empty web space without getting us sued", he began chronicling the unique characters of the membership.
Over the ensuing years, "The Column", has swelled in readership. It has surpassed The Chronicle, The Papal Times and the Kim Kardassian newsletter in subscribers. While the circulation numbers are confidential, rumor has it at almost double digits, this kind of success can only mean one thing.
Due to underwhelming public demand, Chip's book, 'There Is No Off Switch To Genius' will be published in time for Christmas 2015. A straight-faced Lou Badet said it best, "This coffee table book will be on every golfer's Christmas want list."
Some wags are calling the book's pre-sale a form of literary blackmail. "Buy the book, cash my check and keep my name out of it," said one unnamed member named SteveO. "The unique thing about this book is its openness. He doesn't change the names, alter events or disguise the locations. What is wrong with this guy? Hasn't he heard of lying to protect the field?", asked Cabo Nick.
Details of the book will be forthcoming unless pre-sale exceeds expectations. Financing is available.